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Jetway Jesus

A term that no one uses and one guy decided to come up with as away of spreading ableist ignorance.

Ignorance about mobility aids use are the reason people give ambulatory wheelchair users attitude, harass them, and interrogate them. The majority of wheelchair users are ambulatory wheelchair users; meaning they are able to walk or stand for certain short amounts of time. The process of standing in line to check your baggage, then walking to TSA, then standing in line to go through TSA, and then walking to your terminal (this doesn’t even account for if you need food) can either be entirely too much for a person with a disability or chronic illness, or exasperate their pain to the extreme. That entire process should also, not be compared to the less than 50 feet it takes to walk to your wheelchair.
Some guy on Urban Dictionary: Wow, look at those people walk off the plane to their wheelchairs! Jetway Jesus must have healed them.

Me: You don’t need to be paralyzed to need a wheelchair. Most wheelchair users can walk some distance. 😑
by klavuu01 August 15, 2024
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Jetway

a portable bridge placed against an aircraft door to allow passengers to embark or disembark.
The passengers disembarked from the plane onto the jetway.
by Arminkshipper August 15, 2024
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jetish

Jetish/Josh fetish

Someone who is turned on by being called josh.
"I heard that timmy has a jetish"
"how is being called josh hot?"

"oh yeah babe call me josh"
"josh"
"oh yeah baby that's so hot"
by bigmanmegee April 25, 2024
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Jetamous relationship

A relationship Where you are dating multiple people in a closed monogamous relationship with each person in a system
I am in a jetamous relationship With (Person and persons in the system )
by Breaddedfed May 2, 2024
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Jeterian Swing

Zack came up to bat in the bottom of the 9th inning with his team down by one, championship on the line, bases loaded with one out, needing a hit to win the game, but he had a Jeterian Swing, hitting a ground ball to the second baseman, flipped to the shortstop, to the first baseman, game over, championship over, the other team wins by a score of 3-2.
by PhoenixGamer34 May 9, 2024
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Jetting

A form of masturbation involving pool jets (or jacuzzi jets) where one willing individual pulls their swimming trunks down and spreads their cheeks, inserting the jet into the open asshole, letting the gallons of water be absorbed within.
“I was at my local pool and noticed my dick didn’t fit in the jets, so I decided to try jetting and oh boy the pressure really gets to you.”
by BIGGESTANDY May 19, 2024
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Jetactive

The opposite of Jetleg where you can’t sleep and wake up early every morning after a long plane ride instead of being knocked out and tired for a week.
I am so jetactived. I can‘t sleep and I am awake early in the morning. But feeling good and energised.
by anonymous May 22, 2024
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