Brandon

Brandon has the biggest piece of meat you will ever see.
As soon as you lock eyes with that huge piece of steak you will be mesmerised squirting everywhere

Last night I accidentally looked at Brandon, it was soaked

by John Lismore February 23, 2024

Brandon Chong

The leader of the Hong dynasty, sworn to restore the greatness of classical china. Looks like 😝, also happens to be 4’3

Brandon Chong got trampled by a stampede of ants

by Kouch_Potato7 February 25, 2024

Brandon Trace Nicholas Armstrong

King bb/ hes the king of all kings and he is 23 on redan middle school and my man

whos the king of all kings

i think Brandon Trace Nicholas Armstrong

by conroy 555 March 1, 2024

Brandon Rizzo Energy

When you automatically have a burst of nerdy energy and correct people in a nerd like fashion

When I was doing math, some random kid has a burst of Brandon Rizzo Energy and said I did it wrong, but in fact he was wrong

by TTT&VL March 5, 2024

Brandon Bowford

Is a black ass bitch with a long ass dick (its suckable and rideable) Im his wife so back up bitches :) he's fine asf His ass is so fat :D.

Brandon Bowford has a fat ass and his hole deserves to be penetrated

by batmans dad🍥 March 5, 2024

Brandon

Usually a boy that changes hair colour and works at a gas station.

Hey, look, that's a brandon
What do you mean!?
Means he works at a gas station

by LeoMyling March 13, 2024

Brandon

Brandon is the sexiest mofo ever. He randomly appears after ages and calls you a 'dyke' which is his way of saying he loves you. Brandon's are typically spotted on the outskirts of Ipswich, Grange Park or Surrey. Scrounging around the bins for a pork pie and a copy of some hentai magazine. Brandon is a cool guy.

Person 1: You know that Brandon?
Person 2: No?
Person 1: the kiddie toucher
Person 2: Oh yeaaaaaa Brandon

by Bigdaddyjade March 24, 2024