Russian water sex is the act of pooping in a vase, and microwaving it. From here you will proced to insert this into a turkey paster then will paste into partners butt and mouth
by Bo jackson 173362 June 13, 2021
Get the Russian water sexmug. The Russian Chili Dog is when someone defecate on their partners chest especially between a female boobs then have sex with it. It is also similar to a Cleveland Steamer.
by squadron 16 2013 the truth January 20, 2025
Get the Russian Chili Dogmug. by Ur anis May 14, 2015
Get the Russian educationmug. “Dude, did you hear what Jerry did?”
“Yea, he left that mean bus driver who flipped him the bird a Russian Bus.”
“He’ll be cleaning up shit for days!”
“I hope he enjoys his new floppy rubber dick!”
“Yea, he left that mean bus driver who flipped him the bird a Russian Bus.”
“He’ll be cleaning up shit for days!”
“I hope he enjoys his new floppy rubber dick!”
by MrGoodnight360 December 27, 2024
Get the Russian Busmug. When two men scissor legs so that their testicles and erect penises are pressed together, upon assuming this position a third person (male or female) must take a complete mouthful of vodka (without swallowing it), apply a single condom to both shanks, splash more vodka on them, then fully hoop both dicks.
While aboard, the third person must then spit the vodka into the mouths of the first two participants that were wrapped up together, the move only being considered complete when persons one and two have both had a drink and they all yell out "BLYAT" in unison.
While aboard, the third person must then spit the vodka into the mouths of the first two participants that were wrapped up together, the move only being considered complete when persons one and two have both had a drink and they all yell out "BLYAT" in unison.
I just watched three homeless guys pull off a Russian Phone Booth behind the Denny's on MacLeod. It was like a train wreck, I didn't want to watch, but couldn't look away.
by SkumKrank August 27, 2025
Get the Russian Phone boothmug. me:*goes to russia*
russians:do you speak russian?
me:no
russians:then what language do you speak?
me: I don't speak russian i speak soviet
russians:how does this make any sense
russians:do you speak russian?
me:no
russians:then what language do you speak?
me: I don't speak russian i speak soviet
russians:how does this make any sense
by ihandlethisidk September 14, 2022
Get the I don't speak russian I speak sovietmug. 1. General term used by imbeciles, who do not understand the difference between slavic cultures
2. Term for people who live inside of the Russian Federation, or who are of descent from a native family in the territory.
2. Term for people who live inside of the Russian Federation, or who are of descent from a native family in the territory.
1. 22 IQ Person: HEY LOOK ITS A RUSSIAN
"Russian" guy: (speaks Polish)
2. Guy #1: Didja know? I'm 23% Russian.
Guy #2: Why would you tell me the statistic? Just say you're 1/4 Russian.
"Russian" guy: (speaks Polish)
2. Guy #1: Didja know? I'm 23% Russian.
Guy #2: Why would you tell me the statistic? Just say you're 1/4 Russian.
by RussianWithAPassion April 21, 2021
Get the Russianmug.