mongolian skeet shooter

penis

no problem the good old mongolian skeet shooter cant solve!

by whough March 10, 2022

Beezer Skeet

A term that is used as acknowledgement to something you find pleasing.

Mom: "Your dinner is ready"
Son: "Beezer Skeet ya slutbag ill be back soon"

by GrannyLicker69BangingTime June 8, 2022

Tan sheets

When you piss on somebody else’s bed knowing they won’t be home for a couple of days so by the time they are home your piss is dried

Joe was being a asshole so I gave his bed some tan sheets

by Joe the guy with hurt balls July 9, 2022

Oh Skeet skeet

Oh Skeet Skeet is a “nickname” or reference made by people who have spent time in OCC (Orange County Corrections)the mainstream introduction of OCC being called “Oh Skeet Skeet” is from the lyrics of “Get Low” by lil’ Jon and the East Side Boys

“Oh skeet skeet mofucka
To the window, to the wall
Till the sweat runs down my balls”

by Rev foster January 11, 2023

three sheets to the wind

Being groggy and awareness-impaired due to there being one or more people nearby wif really "breezy" butts.

Everyone really pigged out at da free community baked-bean supper and then had an uproarious whizzpopping-party afterwards, and so a lot of dem went home totally "three sheets to the wind"!

by QuacksO March 22, 2023

cheese skeeter

A derogatory term that refers to people who are sexually attracted to cheese and like show it in public settings.

Oh look there’s that god damn cheese skeeter

by Zwazee April 25, 2023

touching sheets

to describe (typically male) masturbation

send me a video of you touching sheets

by araaradesune July 6, 2023