social retard 

The Social Retards are a clan set up in the time before time, a clan which not only live to kill, but kill for fun.

You can read more about them at www.srclan.co.uk

Spoony is such a social retard.
Aye, whereas Mr Camel is just a retard.

social retard by Gazza August 16, 2004

retarded 

Being fucked on Ketamine, but not so fucked that you're in a k hole. Basically, you feel like a floating head, as you can't feel your body, and get confused by everything such as cups and chairs. You start to walk and dance in a very bizarre way, and everyone around thinks you're an escaped mental patient.

I got well retarded last night! It was well funny!

retarded by mr retard August 26, 2007

retarded 

Drunk to point of not being able to talk coherently.

I couldn't talk to this girl because I was retarded last night.

retarded by Devon Knoll October 17, 2003

Retard 

n. (never used) - A person with an IQ less than 70.
n. slang (general use) - A person who is not retarded but acts like it.

"People who like Spongebob, My Little Ponies, and/or rap music are retards."

Retard by BOOBCHEESE September 3, 2012

retarded 

to be utterly stupid like no tomorrow

e.g.
Retard #1 Helmon: "sup cuz hows the car?"

Retard #2 Nadal: "its ok bra i parked it in and added headlights"

Retard #3 Haydur: "So where did u park the trolley?"

Cool Asian Guy: "Fucking retarded lebs"

retarded by Nadal the Retard September 15, 2010

POH Retarded 

Used to describe a total and complete retard, P.O.H. standing for Pants-On-Head. This is the highest level of idiocy one can achieve, and use of the term epic fail while calling said moron out is encouraged, because it is the only term known to man that can do justice to the stupidity of the action. It's that bad.

Moron: I'll be making 100,000,000,000 dollars when i patent my solar powered flashlight! Haha!

Guy 1: Are you frigging POH retarded?
Guy 2: He definitely is; Epic Fail.

POH Retarded by Pwnado February 24, 2009

Autist/Retard 

An overused insult, often used by some twat on the internet (mostly americans). It's pretty cringe to do so unironically.

Ironic use for comedic effect is ok however, because people who get upset over words over context are fucking pathetic.

Example 1: "And you actually believe that? You're a fucking Autist/Retard!"

Example 2: "Hey, Bro. *Chuckles* Do you see that kid with the Fedora over there?"

"Yea, what about them?"

"He's an autist..."

"How do you know?"

"Have you seen most of the other from my school for kids with autism? They all were Fedoras!"

"HAHAHA! TRUE!"

Autist/Retard by CaptainASD March 29, 2021