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A Night with Sarah Palin 

Function: noun
1: a discussion with one or more people who have little to no experience with or education about the topic.
2: a date that involves (a) sexual role playing as a hunter and moose, (b) sexual role playing as a moose and lumberjack's daughter, or (c) having intercourse with a moose while role playing as a snowmobile champion and vice president.
3: Canada's History without the maple syrup or Stanley Cup. Usually a complicated variation of 2(c).
4: an evening with former Alaska governor Sarah Palin.
I just got out of a meeting with Sarah Palin.

We had drinks at O'Brian's then went to her house; it was almost a night with Sarah Palin but I left out the bathroom window.

I'd hate for this to turn into a night with Sarah Palin.

I never had a night with Sarah Palin before, but he really liked the moose.
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Prom Night

The night you finally break down and decide to blow some hard earned cash. You pick up your girlfreind, drive to Best Buy or another electronics retailler and plop down $100.00+ for some PROM (programable-read-only-memory) for your computer
Last night I bought some PROM for my computer. Ana was with me and she wanted this CD, so I got it for her birthday.
Prom Night by Yobuhstank November 16, 2004

House of Night Boards 

A website dedicated to the House of Night series by PC and Kristen Cast where fans can meet together and discuss the series.
"Have you checked out House of Night Boards? I read the coolest theory on Zoey's character!"

"No, what's the link?

"www.houseofnight-boards.com"

Croatian Poetry Night 

Achieving the impossible, despite insurmountable odds. Also used to describe the high one feels after having done the impossible; like selling a friend on the concept of translated Croatian Poetry.
"Dude, we got pulled over, the cop gave me a speeding ticket, and I was two hours late to the fashion awards. But I still managed to hook up with Elle McPherson."

"Total Croatian Poetry Night."
Croatian Poetry Night by crowgod December 29, 2007

beer night 

A weekly gathering, occuring every Wednesday at 4:00 pm at the establishment of your choice, for the sole purpose of drinking beer. All work and other obligations are irrelevant during this event.
"Hey, are you gonna be at beer night today?"
"Well, it is Wednesday, I guess I have no choice - it is beer night - I'll be there."
"I hear Howard's not going to be there."
"What a pantywaist."
beer night by webay January 24, 2005

Saturday Night Fiver 

Receiving a hand job in lieu of your regular and predictable saturday night sex romp. This can go either way.
"...dang if i didn't have to work the late shift so i had to give Glenn a Saturday Night Fiver.....i need a new job......My wife's folks were over and instead of our usual saturday night fuckfest i had to take her to the right had disco for a Saturday Night Fiver.
Saturday Night Fiver by MADELINEB January 29, 2008

late-night snack 

Opposed to midnight snacks, late-night snacks are the snacks one eats after getting home from partying all night.
"dude I'm so f**** wasted right now, but also so damn hungry, I just wanna get home and eat that late-night snack!"