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Definitions by crowgod

Croatian Poetry Night 

Achieving the impossible, despite insurmountable odds. Also used to describe the high one feels after having done the impossible; like selling a friend on the concept of translated Croatian Poetry.
"Dude, we got pulled over, the cop gave me a speeding ticket, and I was two hours late to the fashion awards. But I still managed to hook up with Elle McPherson."

"Total Croatian Poetry Night."
Croatian Poetry Night by crowgod December 29, 2007

hold the camera 

Expressing a wish to participate in a sexual activity. Can be inclusive, or exclusionary, depending on context.
"Lisa and I are going to massage each other."
"Ooh, ooh! Can I hold the camera?"

"I am so going to get these three lesbians into bed and show them a good time."
"Dude, you'd probably just end up holding the camera."
hold the camera by crowgod November 19, 2007
"The gibble had difficulty understanding the bus driver."
gibble by crowgod October 10, 2007