Matthew is a nice boy, a little on the chubby side but will always be there to deal drugs (donuts) with you. However, this "nice boy" schtick wasn't around roughly 13 years ago... At. His. Horrific. Birth! His huge head erupted from the womb of his homosexual mother more petrifying than Mt. Vesuvius. However now, most Matthews just farm potatoes and eat water. They are also generally a little on the gay side. --is known for having a "tube shark" fetish--
by anonymous March 8, 2019
Get the Matthewmug. A matthew is someone who is nice sometimes but sometimes he calls you a poopy head and then you explode.
by Mestopesto April 7, 2022
Get the Matthewmug. Maura and Matthew work good together, they are your super power couple. They never let you down and if you let them out from your sight, they will let the party begin. Maura and Matthew are lovers they love each other. They are each other's #1 priority. Maura and Matthew will get married and have a family together. They are your friends that are attached to each other.
by Cookiexmonstax November 25, 2017
Get the Maura and Matthewmug. by Matts a gimp June 11, 2018
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Get the matthewmug. by BoatMo February 18, 2020
Get the Matthewmug.