killed a cheetah

to have sex with a fat chick. if youve ever seen road trip, you know what i mean

" whoa, dude, did you kill a cheetah!?!?"

by cody July 1, 2003

kellered

To be completely blind-sided and dumb-struck by something that happened.

similar to pwned and reeved

Paul was kellered when he fell down the flight of stairs.

by Steve Jorgensen July 14, 2006

helen keller

After recieving a blowjob, the male will pull out and ejaculate in the eyes of the female thus blinding her. When she stands to reprimand you, smash her ears as with your hands as if you are smashing tamborines together, thus leaving her blind and deaf

"That skank i took home from the club last night was getting lippy with me so I gave her a helen keller to shut her up."

by pdizz November 25, 2007

killens

To die on your ass on stage due to your complete lack of musical talent and inability to recognise that the audience have had enough.

Did you see that support act last night? They were out of tune and were on for ages, they were so killens we didn't even stay to watch the main act.

by hamperdoonback September 8, 2010

helen keller it

a verb, used to tell someone to find something without looking

"I lost my sunglasses at the bottom of the pool and i don't have goggles!"
"We're gonna be late. Just Helen Keller it."

"Turn on the light. I can't find my keys."
"My lights burned out, and Wendy's is about to close. Just Helen Keller it."

by Kyled avis October 16, 2008

the killers

They're kind of pop, they're kind of indie, they're kind of rock. "Somebody told me" is there only song so far with chart sucess (I think). I'm not sure whether I like them or not. It's very possible they will turn out to be a one hit wonder.

Somebody told me/you have a boyfriend/that looks like a girlfriend

by phi December 5, 2004

killed

What anybody who types "it's not urban slang" as a reason for deleting a word from this dictionary should be.

some fag:"it's not urban slang"

everybody else:"you're dead motherfucker,DIEEE!!!!!!!!!"

by kill kill kill kill kill February 8, 2005