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wet brain drunk 

A person who has consumed so much alcohol, that sometimes they act drunk without have had anything to drink.
To the astonishment of the police officers at the station, Dwayne passed the drink driving test… apparently he was a wet brain drunk.
wet brain drunk by ItsChadwick July 18, 2023
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no and your mom? is a fucking drunk 

Chilean video where two students are having a random conversation so the guy goes like:

- Girl, so brutall...

She answers with

- Yes, right? Apply more lipstick on your snout, dude.

- Yes, girl, no and on top of that. no and your mom? is a fucking drunk

- Dude, quit talking like a woman!!
When you're trying to break the ice with a chilean teenager, you can say "no and your mom?", as an answer you should get is "is a fucking drunk" so it would make the sentence "no and your mom? is a fucking drunk" if they don't know the video, it'll be an awkward conversation.

Wyoming Drunk 

After consuming enough alcohol, in particular 2 Camo Ice 40s and half a bottle of Carstairs, entering a state where you are horny, violent, and crazy....

Allowing for feats of pure stupidity, few human beings have ever thought possible
Have you tried to light an aerosol can on fire in the middle of someone else's bathroom? Or been arrested for trying to go to Wal-Mart at 3 in the morning? Or covered an entire stairwell in vomit?

We just might want to recruit you to the elite of Wyoming Drunk!
Wyoming Drunk by Ridiculism's Beast September 29, 2005

TMD (Tucker Max Drunk) 

A state of intoxication which renders the drinker even more of a juvenile, self-centered, boorish dickhead than he was when sober. From tuckermax.com, a site dedicated to the puerile ramblings of a sick SOB.
You think I'm a total loser now? Wait 'til I get TMD on this half-gallon of vodka... then I'll really be a complete fucking idiot.
TMD (Tucker Max Drunk) by Satyr September 14, 2004

Girly Drink Drunk 

A man who talks or acts like the biggest loudest drinker in the room even though he has spent the evening consuming fruity alcho-pops and cocktails.
"I had 27 bottles last night and I was smashed". "Yes Elliott but you were drinking Bacardi Breezers you girly drink drunk"!

Richard Dawson Drunk 

When someone is so intoxicated, rather than introducing oneself to the opposite sex with a hug or handshake, they greet them with an inappropriate kiss on the mouth. This was done for years by creepy Family Feud Host Richard Dawson.
Guy 1: Kevin just kissed all three of those girls at the bar on the lips, and he has never even met them.

Guy 2: Yeah bro, He is Richard Dawson Drunk.
Richard Dawson Drunk by K-DOG June 25, 2014