A midwestern institution built around academic superiority. At Albion everyone is treated with class and the utmost respect. Blah Blah Blah what really goes down at Albion you ask? Raging alcoholics, drug dealers, academic DIShonesty, shady professors, sketchy administration, ugly ass hoes, money sucking residence life, high school drop out campus safety officers, lame frat parties, shitty caf food, dumb sorority girls, ghetto people in general, dorm life until you're basically graduated, and last but not least a degree from a POS liberal arts school! Lo Triumpe bitches.
"The Albion College Advantage isn't adding two on the ten scale for females, It's getting black out enough so you forget what they look like when you wake up"
"JUDITH RULES"
"JUDITH RULES"
by AlbionTownie April 16, 2013
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by bizerkkk March 7, 2009
Get the Albeesh mug.An ostensibly polish surname that connotes people who tend to live a middle class lifestyle with a short temper and high, but unrecognized intelligence.
An Albosta may be the head mechanic at your local oil change establishment or a foreman at a construction site.
by Me512 May 1, 2009
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by Milky_vaj November 12, 2009
Get the Albinosquid mug.Adult who plays video-games constantly and knows alot about technology, also lives with there mom and stays in the basement never going outside to get sunlight
Dang that guy has killed me 8 times and not died once what a Albino-Technerd
He must never go outside what an Albino-Technerd
He must never go outside what an Albino-Technerd
by hello216 December 5, 2009
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1. A caucasian person with physical characteristics (especially facial features) that resemble that of Asian characteristics/facial features.
1. A caucasian person with physical characteristics (especially facial features) that resemble that of Asian characteristics/facial features.
by herzog_dogz May 9, 2010
Get the Albino Chino mug.A far more resilient cousin of the common head lice. Legend has it that almost a year ago, a colony of ordinary head lice were threatened to be removed from the hat they called their home and making a high school boy's head itchy after picking it up off the ground and using it. To prevent their untimely demise, they learned to swim and developed gills to survive the viscous waves of a home washing machine. They were successful, but the soap made them blond, or in scientific terms, albino. Only humans who are a afflicted with an albino water lice infestation can comprehend the existence of this species, and leave all others who they plea for help to utterly confused.
The Albino Water Lice swam about the laundry machine with joy, ready to victimize the high school boy for many days to come.
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