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December 1 

International Blow Your Load Day
International Nut Day

After a month long challenge for No Nut November, all the guys can finally relax and enjoy the pleasures by wanking their salamis.
Boy 1: Yo bro, tomorrow is December 1st. You know what that means...?
Boy 2: Hell ya, its International Nut Day. I can finally shoot my massive load I've been building up!
December 1 by YouKnowTheVibesKid November 2, 2019
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number 1 cut 

About the shortest possible haircut, where the guard is on the No. 1 setting of 3mm. A shorter version of a crew cut or buzz cut.
Prat 1: Hey man, you been on chemo? I didn't know.
Prat 2: You shut the fuck up, this number 1 cut cost a fortune
number 1 cut by londonstudent October 23, 2006

00000000000000000000000000000000000000.1% power 

when shaggy enters power to destroy the universe yes only at less then 1
"hey scoobs watch me enter 00000000000000000000000000000000000000.1% power"

K.S. Polestar 1 

Currently the best car right now.

It made its ultimate debut in the 2019, Need For Speed: Heat.
I finally unlocked the K.S. Polestar 1, and it’ sexy but really fucking slow!

January 1, 1970 

1. When the Big Bang occured according to a Unix computer system. This date is when the first Unix computer was made operable. If you find a file that was from Wed Dec 31, 1969 on your Linux PC, you can be sure that the date on that file got knackered.

2. A date to utter when something hasn't been done in a long time, referring to the idea that January 1, 1970 is the "beginning of time". Used when something seems like it hasn't been done since the beginning of time.
1. On January 1, 1970 Unix was running on a mainframe computer.

2. Romeo:Man, you stink! When was the last time you showered?
Joliet:I took a shower on January 1, 1970.

2. The last time the gas station changed the coffee in the coffeepot on January 1, 1970.
The man's version of HALO from back in the good old days before dual SMG's and cluttered maps ruined the game of the gods.
"Hey we're playing HALO tonight, you in?"

"HALO 1 or 2?"

"HALO 2"

"Sorry, I'm not a chick"
Halo 1 by Than January 15, 2006
River Song: Who told you he was dead?
Amy Pond: He did!
River Song: Rule 1: The Doctor lies.
Rule 1 by Book_Freak November 10, 2011