Some dumbass said I was a

Some dumbass in jail said I was going to get 20 years yet they released me...

by Zatarain’s Root Beer Drinker November 22, 2020

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Throw It Some Knuckle

To masturbate to something.

Student 1: Man, our English teacher is so hot!
Student 2: Yeah did you see her new profile picture?

Student 1: Yeah man, I'm gonna throw it some knuckle tonight.

by FertDeDoosh August 3, 2017

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Would you like some fries with that shake?

A reference to a song by Parliament-Funkadelic leader George Clinton. Which in turn was referenced in the 1997 children's film Good Burger. Sometimes the phrase is mistaken to be a sexual reference, but it is not. It instead references combo meals at fast food restaurants. The phrase is a male asking a woman to go on a date. So instead of just being a solo shake, a reference to feminine hips, he's asking as a hearty spud himself if they can be a combo. Due to the joke's fast food theme, it implies that the male is asking to take her out to lunch.

Dude: Would you like some fries with that shake?
Dudette: Sure, but only if you take me out for a good burger.

by EssexYSexon April 12, 2024

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slap some ham on it

If theres a problem in any way shape or form you just slap some ham on it. That's all you need to do. Problem Solved.

Man 1:Dude, I'm failing all of my classes right now and i just dont know what to do to fix my grades.

Man 2:Hey, just slap some ham on it.

by TheGa1eFund February 1, 2019

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pet some dogs

Another name for smoking weed.

Hey bro, wanna go pet some dogs with me after the party?

by Specktrum December 2, 2015

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Boil some broccoli

To boil broccoli is to watch pornography, because watching pornography is like boiling broccoli because you have to watch the broccoli when cooking it so the broccoli doesnt get too soft- like the 'other' thing that might get soft when watching pornography.

I might boil some broccoli and then get myself off.

by billy walking August 22, 2006

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