A sad male who dresses and acts like an
arse-
bandit but is afraid to admit he is
homo.
High pitched voices, hideous designer clothes (preferably pink!), limp wrists and the worst fuckin hairstyles ever invented eg.Hoxten quiff, Peroxide hedgehog
mullet or Little-
kid-in-shower-fake-mohican. (Total wankers!)
It may be they are bi-sexual? Women love them because they can talk about make-up, handbags and girly shit like that. It'
s fag-hag heaven; hang around with camp men then take them home for some sex.(Boring sex though, as the Metro-sexual is too busy ensuring his hair is just right and looking at himself in the mirror.) Come to think of it queers love them too, coz they dress just like them and are half way to fudge-nudging deviancy.
Spot them preening themselves in any city in
Britain right now. Hopefully this mutant strain will die out just like the new romantics in the 80's.
Fuck metro-sexualism be Straight & Proud!!!
