Ja Rule
A faggot ass "rapper" that quotes Tupac shit all the time like he just wrote it, and acts like he's from the hood.
Ja Rule by Otto Goods April 8, 2006
The Rule of 7.5
The rule of 7.5 states states that you have pulled yourself from the dumps of hooking up with anyone whose hotness is below a 7.5 on a scale of 1-10. Keeps you away from those gutter-fucks who try to pull your standards down by showing you some skin
Person 1: Duude i totally slayed that girl at the party last night!!
Person 2: The one wearing red??
Person 1: Yess!
Person 2: She was below a 7.5!! You broke the rule of 7.5!!
Person 2: The one wearing red??
Person 1: Yess!
Person 2: She was below a 7.5!! You broke the rule of 7.5!!
The Rule of 7.5 by Char52 October 30, 2011
wikipedia rule of google
I typed 'google' into google and the 3rd hit was the article on google at wikipedia, thus demonstrating the wikipedia rule of google.
wikipedia rule of google by rustyshackleford November 2, 2007
Finger rule
A rule for determining a woman's worth during a hookup. One finger is a gift from above, two fingers is a perfect fit, three or more and you've got a whore.
"The finger rule lets me know that this girl was a gift from above, I could barely fit one finger in there"
Finger rule by HawaiianHigh August 21, 2008
Ja Rule
Ja Rule by stevie " the skill" July 22, 2003
Ja Rule
Jeffrey "Ja Rule" Atkins was at one time a successful rapper. He tried to imitate Tupac and miserebly failed lyrically and in conception of the fans. He has done a lot of duets with Ashanti but started singing his own hooks. His voice resembles that of Sesame Street character Cookie Monster. His career is largely overshadowed by his beef with 50 Cent, which grew to involve Eminem, D12, G-Unit, Busta Rhymes and Obie Trice. He suffered a lyrical assault at the hands the Interscop/Aftermath rappers. Since then, he has tried to pick up what's left of the shattered pieces of his career.
Kid: Mommy, who's that wack rapper singing on TV that sounds like Cookie Monster?
Mom: Oh, that's Ja Rule, honey
Kid: Damn, he sucks!
Mom: Oh, that's Ja Rule, honey
Kid: Damn, he sucks!
Ja Rule by John-Jacob Jingleheimer-Smitt April 25, 2006
three second rule
The rule that says if you drop a piece of food on the floor it is ok to eat if you pick it up in three seconds. Usually the 'three seconds' is more like 10 but it is still the three second rule.
three second rule by Last Chancer October 26, 2006