cunt monkey 

The mystical creatures that reside in everything that fucks you over.

James lost his favorite socks.
"Damn, must be those cunt monkeys!"

cunt monkey by lord frumpaloofcanchanpachanpow October 23, 2005

Cunt Mop 

A tampon

Shit, my gums are bleeding again! Quick, pass me a Cunt Mop!

Cunt Mop by aloicious69 March 17, 2009

cunt mustache 

tuft of pubic hair above the vaginal entrance; refers to landscaped pubic hair and therefore not applicable to the "natural look" or totally shaved female crotches

When I dropped to my knees to perform cunnilingus on my female partner, I was overjoyed by her nice cunt mustache which highlighted her vagina.

cunt mustache by Myrkal Phitz April 12, 2009

Cunt Stilts 

Cunt Stilts can also be referred to as female legs but in more of a derogatory way. Just like you wouldn't call a women a Cunt you wouldn't call her legs Cunt Stilts.

Dude#1: "Hey look at that hottie over there!" "Nice legs!"
Dude#2 "Man she looks like a stuck up cunt. Those aren't legs! They're cunt stilts. Let her hobble out of here on those Cunt Stilts before my pimp hand gets too strong!

Cunt Stilts by Lance.Pimpstrong June 21, 2010

Cunt Bark

Dried semen on a nasty vagina.

Jon: So when did you find out she was a total whore?

Sam: When I saw that cunt bark I was instantly like "Uh-oh! She's a ho!"

Cunt Bark by MantisToboggan November 26, 2010

Cunt in sunglasses 

A person acting different in a bad way.

Person 1 "isn't joe acting funny today?"
Person2"yea like a real bitch"
Person 1 "yea he is a real cunt in sunglasses today"

Cunt in sunglasses by Cockterdoctor December 1, 2014

Cunt with wings 

A wasp or hornet or a mean person that thinks their cool

Jermy is cunt with
That wasp is such a cunt with wings

Cunt with wings by Magnolia is love September 30, 2018