Closet Cunt

1. Noun
-A girl/woman who is falsely kind, yet is secretly a total bitch. Someone who you are probably obligated in some way to maintain a friendly relationship with but actually despise.

2. Verb
-To lock a cunt in a closet.

1. That girl I work with is a total closet cunt. She likes to act friendly but does things to make my life hell.

2. I found a cunt and locked that bitch in a closet.

by mother.goose July 10, 2010

fuckasaurus cunt

Very similar to the fuckasaurus rex but much more of a cunt. An old, sexually active twat.

You fucking fuckasaurus cunt!

by tapman kitchenklub October 21, 2010

Cunt wanger

Noun 1. (vulgar). A small erectile organ at the anterior or ventral part of the vulva homologous to the penis; the clitoris.

2. A female homosexual who assumes the dominant postion in a lesbian relationship who is partial to cunnilingus. See: Bull-dyke; Carpet muncher; Diesel-dyke.

Mariilyn Monroe is overheard on the tapes telling her psychiatrist that Joan Crawford was a real cunt wanger.

by Tunmy AuGratin February 25, 2006

cunt-puncher

One that punches cunts, used in place of more overused insults like douche, asshole etc.

"Matt Deegan is such a cunt-puncher dude."

"I agree he really licks anus."

by Ian E. Campbell September 10, 2008

cunt wrangler

A middleman who serves as an intermediary between a prostitute and a man, woman, couple or group desiring sex; a procurer; a pimp.

"They say Snoop Dogg wuz a cunt wrangler before he crack the music industry."

"Say what?"

"He deal in crack before rap!"

by Sloe Pimp January 2, 2008

Pigz Cunt

The words speak for themselves, there can not be many things on our planet as ugly or as smelly or as dirty or a chubby as a pigs cunt!

Best used in confrontational situations to maimise its full affect. Example:"Your nothing but a pigz cunt", lets people know you think they are ugly and overweight as well as having a lack of personnel hygiene, all this with just two words.

by DANNY BISH March 26, 2008

cunt gristle

The residue left over in your teeth after performing a vigorous act of cunninglingus

Dude I dun went down on that chick and was picking out that cunt gristle for an hour.

by Dj's Hate & Rage March 5, 2009