Green Waffle

Noun. An evolved vagina wherein a traditional blue waffle has manifested into gangrene, scalded skin syndrome, and Stevens-Johnson syndrome all rolled into one.

Kevin: Hey man, did you vote for Kamala?
Joe: Fuck no! I hate that queefing Green Waffle cunt!

by Jack-the-stripper-ripper April 24, 2025

Bubble Waffle

A vagina that queefs a bubble. Especially from a vagina with a lot of fat on it.

The girl I was banging laughed and created a bubble waffle

by UluZ February 17, 2021

fluffy waffle

A vaginas that is dirty and smells like waffles.

Amanda had a fluffy waffle

by suicidal January 04, 2016

Coffee Waffle

When you take a shower after drinking coffee and have to take a shit. So you end up waffle stomping them down the drain.

"I got the coffee shits so bad in the shower this morning that I had to Coffee Waffle them."

by sailorkatz April 04, 2021

kush waffle

When you're making waffles after smoking weed, and you accidentally put weed in the batter

Dan: Yo you got my weed?
Jamal: Nah man sorry, I made a kush waffle on accident.

by BillClinton'sDickButt April 01, 2015

kush waffle

When you're making waffles after smoking weed, and you accidentally put weed in the batter

Dan: Yo you got my weed?
Jamal: Nah man sorry, I made a kush waffle on accident.

by BillClinton'sDickButt April 01, 2015

Waffle Run

the act of running to a waffle joint after rowing training.

yo bois wanna go 4 a waffle run after rowing.

by Pillz 1999 November 17, 2016