arse handing

To have ones arse handed to them, to be completely and utterly beaten. Applies to sports, video games etc

The defeat suffered today can only be described as a complete arse handing

A crushing defeat resulting from ones own ineptitude and or imbalance in skill levels

having your ass handed to you

by gazman123 December 7, 2013

Ball hands

When handling ten pound balls and debating weather or not to have an appetizer at the bowling lanes.

Amber- should we order some food?

Marie- No we have ball hands from touching all these balls! Shit you know how many people have touched these balls!

by mll777 January 3, 2012

Spiderman Hand

Manual stimulation of the clitoris internally and externally wherein the middle and ring fingers are inserted into the vagina while the index and pinky fingers rest against the lower labia/inter thighs and the palm against the upper labia and clitoris. The middle and ring fingers are then curled toward the palm in a trigger/hook motion.

His Spiderman Hand game left me weak and shaking.

by anonymous September 6, 2020

hand-wrist

a physical deformity in which the size of the wrist and the size of the hand have little or no differance, making it seem as if fingers sprouted directly out of one's wrist. this condition is believed to be a result of chronic masturbation. (or just being fat)

Jim Ellis has the worst hand-wrists ever.

by Ümbra May 26, 2004

hand slamwich

Yet another name for a high five.

hey bra, give me a hand slamwich!!!

by mikejenn1 October 21, 2012

cum hand

A hand that is sticky and sweaty after jerking off for many hours using petroleum jelly.

Ryan capped his petroleum jelly using his cum hand.

by Bigcummer26 January 30, 2015

On the hand pump

The act of frantically pleasuring oneself whilst alone.

Oh my lord! I walked in Andrews bedroom yesterday and I caught him on the hand pump. Whilst watching the free 10 minutes on television X

The dirty little swine he needs to meet a woman.

by [e-mail] December 29, 2016