fart knocker

n. someone who is a loser or a moron; used as an insult by Second Graders

SHUT UP! You're a fart knocker!

by Saint Shaggy November 5, 2002

Garbage Fart

The foul burst of air projected into your face when tying a knot in a large, full, plastic garbage bag.

Lucille was found toes up, flat on her back after unknowingly knotting a large garbage bag filled with day old seafood. She was temporarily overcome by a particularly noxious garbage fart.

by Jay & Joy January 22, 2008

fart game

The farting game is when you're with a group of friends and somebody farts, everybody puts the tip of their thumb on their forehead, with either an open or closed hand. The last person who does this "eats" the fart. After seeing who eats the fart, you mar ridicule the fart eater, yelling things such as "Aha, you ate the fart!!!" you may also add "You dumb bitch!" once all others have finished ridiculing. However, only one person may use "You dumb bitch!!"

there is really no example for the fart game..all i can give you an example of is the ridicule...."Aha you ate the fart! YOU DUMB BITCH!"

by xrandomherox January 14, 2008

Fart Queen

A woman that is obsessed with fart. Whether it is her own or someone else's. She likes to talk about them, smell them, etc...She also farts regularly.

Sonya is such a fart queen! I saw her giving herself a dutch oven last night at the slumber party.

by Twatts! March 4, 2011

cold fart

a fart that comes out cold, usually silent, and hardly ever stinks, can send more shivers up your spine than the original Silent Hill game

I was sitting in my Lazy Boy when I let out a cold fart that made my nipples hard

by the pocketeer August 11, 2010

Rhino Fart

When making homemade wine, it is the smell caused by buildup of C02 from fermented fruit.

"Hey man, we need to check the wine for build up."

"Dude that shit smells like a rhino fart."


You may smell a something akin to a "Rhino Fart" Don't worry. It will dissipate in time.
http://www.instructables.com/id/S700YGMFEQ4B0S0/

by Brian Teal2 April 3, 2009

fart cake

A cake being farted on by women. For example, there are lots of fart fetishists who fantasize about women doing so, and some videos on line.

Lady Eve positioned her gassy butt towards the cake and produced this fart cake.

by Amandacuttie August 4, 2006