Canadian Telephone

When you throw a bag of Taki's Fuego, and 5/ paper towels in a highschool boys locker room toilet

Kid 1: Dang it! This toilets clogged!
Kid 2 walks over
Kid 2: Looks like someone pulled a Canadian Telephone.

by AsherAz August 19, 2025

Nib realms telemetry

DANGEROUS TELMETRY THAT CONTROLS WHOLE UNIVERSE

Probaly writen by aliens cia or related.
Knows everything.
Example:
You are reading about nib realms telemetry in urban dictonary.
see?? It knows everything!

Hi. I know your are from germany.
10minutes ago u was waching threads about blah.
Nib realms telemetry records everything u type.

by jokbon June 9, 2019

Gavey Jones' Telescope

When you give an Angry pirate to a one eyed girl

The Captain felt a rumble down below
There was but one thing he did know
He'd need to use Gavey Jones' telescope
As his cannon was primed to blow
He pulled his anchor and docked the cove
Of a one eye holed hoe

by Cmac42069 July 23, 2019

TV no Television

TV stands for "the vibe" and no television is to reiterate the fact that TV stands for the vibe and not television.

Person 1: My life a movie bruv

Person 2: TV no television

by oneguytrain June 12, 2020

Mario Kart Television

Mario Kart TeleVision (MKTV) produces recordings of all Mario Kart races with cinematic recording and editing.

Mario Kart Television will be on tomorrow morning at 10am sharp!

by Randonarchy April 3, 2021

No-Fault Teleportation

The ability to teleport anywhere, safely, without danger of materializing within another solid object.

Before No-Fault Teleportation, target materialization sometimes ended in an unfortunate amalgamate of teleporter and environmental element (example: a wall).

by supermagic8ball May 18, 2021

Dialing the pink telephone

To masturbate tickle the clitoris

Dialing the Pink telephone She dialed the pink telephone last night

by anonymous July 5, 2021