trotting twat 

a specially slected girls (twats).
Criteria (you must fit one or all):
- you look like a horse
- you smoke while wearing tights
- you are a midget in love with a goiter
- you are ugly
- you drive a minivan
- you date ian
- you love muffins.

"Did you just see her with muffins?"
" Yeah!What a trotting twat."

trotting twat by Bracey McGee December 29, 2007

Twit Twat 

Defines those that use twitter in every aspect of their lives, endlessly spamming you until the point you snap and do something horrific to them.

Rick "Oh my GOD. why won't your phone stop beeping!?"
Trevor "IT'S STUPID CHRIS AND HIS TWITTER UPDATES! First he was brushing his teeth, then he was flossing, then he was rinsing.. It's unbearable"
Rick "What a..., a..."
Trevor "What a Twit Twat"
Rick "Agreed"

Twit Twat by TheTallan June 4, 2011

emo twat

A person who plays/listens to the worst music of all time. You can find them crying in a corner slitting their own wrists.

"Shut up you stupid fucking emo twat!"

emo twat by HAND May 5, 2004

jumped-up ne'er come-down shite-shovelin-twat 

one who is so jumped-up they will ne'er (never) come down, they shovel shite and they are no less than a twat.

Toff- "Oh, i see your driving a ford... I have a porsche!"
Dave- "Shut the fuck up, you jumped-up ne'er come-down shite-shovelin-twat"

jumped-up ne'er come-down shite-shovelin-twat by Danarky May 14, 2003

Jelly Twat 

1. A combination of the words Jelly and Twat. 2 Literally some Jelly on a twat. 3. A highly gelatinous Twat. 4. A highly gelationous person who you would degregate by referring to them as a twat.

The word comes from a Dane Cook about a couple he overheard in a grocery store arguing about Jelly. In the story the man calls the woman a Twat. Comedy Gold!

"What are you looking at you filthy Jelly Twat" or more importantly "Oh yeah, get the Jelly you fucking Jelly Twat"

Jelly Twat by eeentropyyy January 13, 2008

camel Twat 

When a girl/women's skin between the vagina and asshole folds. Appearing to be a second vagina.

Denice, "check out these really tight sweatpants i just got!"

Patrica, "Fix youself girl, you got a CAMEL TWAT"

camel Twat by Jesus is hot February 20, 2011

monkey twat 

A jackass who claims to live in "BevHills," drive luxurious sports cars(Pinto?), swim in "big pools"(of his own urine?), and date hot women(mail-order brides from third-world countries?).

Flinky loves to shove his head up monkey twats.

monkey twat by Awesome3000 November 10, 2008