Shortee

Shortee, a very sexy guy AKA, Zack Conely.

hey Shortee, lets go fuck

by Cassie August 21, 2004

Short eyes

A bigot /one who believes those of races unlike their own are less than or unequal. One who holds racial biases towards others.

The Nazi Party was full of "Short Eyes".

by Mr Dc April 29, 2014

Short Arse

Not quite midgets, not just short, but arrestingly diminutive (5' -5'5''). alternatively funny/ pathetic when confronted with a tall girl (above 5'8'') in a bar or club.

Frequenters of chain pubs and bars in provinical and coastal city centres.

Sindy: Hey, Babs, look at that little bloke with the popped collar chatting up your sister.

Barbie : he's having trouble looking her in the eye. wait, they're coming over.

Sindy: Don't stand up or you'll make him feel like a right Short Arse.

by Max Biggins November 18, 2012

Short king/queen

Someone that makes bad things happen to people that piss him/her off.

If you see a short king/queen, you might as well piss him/her off, even if it costs you. Life is worth losing, and if ending up on your knees is your other choice, being on your toes doesn't seem like such a bad idea even if it does at first.

by The Original Agahnim November 12, 2021

shortyest

a mixture of the words shortest and naughtyest to describe something short and naughty.

wow she's wearing the shortyest skirt ive ever seen!! and im liking it!!

by Michael Redwood May 10, 2007

shortycake

A sexy bean that is thick

She is such a shortycake

by ChloePear455 February 3, 2018

Shortyied

To get hard done by or "rorted". The most unlucky guy is also known as a "shorty"

"Im stuck at the embassy because someone took my passport, I just got fully shortyied"

by Smellard7 August 31, 2018