A legend cow is the god of every cow of the universe. She has the most power of all living cows. She's very, very, very smart and an awesome animal. Also, she's strong and can do magic trics. She's a walking beauty and everyone loves her. Her body is gold and glittery and shines like a star. Her living place is the Milky Way where she produces chocolate, vanilla and strawberry milk. Her favourite drink is a sprinkle strawberry vanilla cake pop milkshake. The magic number is seven, because there is the council of the cows which has seven members including the legend cow. The other cows are named mystery cows. They believe in the Bovemismus, the faith in the cow.
by michihaha January 3, 2017
Get the Legend cowmug. my brother's girlfriend is a cow.
by i pee on my sister June 9, 2018
Get the cowmug. by ckikixu December 24, 2020
Get the della the cowmug. 
Man 1: How was the family reunion in Cheyenne?
Man 2: Great my cousin and I played the Wyoming cow lift!
Man 2: Great my cousin and I played the Wyoming cow lift!
by Jack is a fag November 18, 2019
Get the Wyoming cow liftmug. 