Pop Tart Drunk 

When you get home from a night of drinking, open a package of pop tarts in your bed, and eat half of one before passing out. You then proceed to wake up in the morning with pop tarts crumbs all over your bed and at least one unscathed pop tart beside you.

Ron: I can't believe I got pop tart drunk again last night, there are crumbs all over my bed!

Jim: Yeah I hate that but at least it wasn't peanut butter.

Pop Tart Drunk by matador755 October 3, 2017

Fucked as drunk

Getting fucked as drunk refers to when you want to test the limits of your drinking abilities. This is also referred to as drinking like a soldier because it’s common in the barracks in Korea where that’s the only pass time. You become aware that your fucked as drunk when the toilet becomes like a pillow and you slerr your words like Ricky from the trailer park boys.

Hey Todd I got some vodka And Budweiser! Wanna get fucked as drunk?

Todd
Fuck yeah boot’n rally! See boot’n rally for more

Fucked as drunk by Fucked as drunk June 9, 2018

Second hand drunk 

The more sociable and fun feeling you get when surrounded by drunk people, but technically sober yourself. This is due to the subconscious knowledge that those around you are less judgmental due to their inebriated state.

Person 1: “Yo bro, have you been drinking??? You’re supposed to be DD!”

Person 2: “”Nah, bro I’m sober just enjoying this second hand drunk ya feel?”

Second hand drunk by Larmonaid October 2, 2019

Punch my hole drunk 

Regardless if you are drunk or not, your 'hole' will feel drunk.
To be anal or vaginally fisted into a orgasmic "drunk" euphoria.

*After an intense anal fisting between 'Roger' and 'Allen'*
Roger: "Wow that was insane!!

Allen: "You really punched my hole drunk!"
Or
"Hey do you want to punch my hole drunk!?"
"Of course, how could I say no??"

Punch my hole drunk by Big Daddy Crenshaw November 12, 2019

HOly shit im drunk

Woah i had too much smirnoff vodka!! Im not a slav but i am one tonight. Russian vodka is turning me into a slav, im drunk as fuck. heehee

Holy shit im drunk, i think i just fucked a girl ans got her pregnant.

HOly shit im drunk by Zatarain’s Root Beer Drinker September 9, 2020

toy story drunk 

When you go to bed with a buzz and wake up with a woody

last christmas I was toy story drunk

toy story drunk by thegleekster December 24, 2020

I’m one drunk mother fucker 

You see what happen when I iz drunk ??? You see whst happen

I’m one drunk mother fucker fuvk yeah

I’m one drunk mother fucker by Zatarain’s Root Beer Drinker January 18, 2021