detective work

a less intense way of saying "stalking" lol

Person 1: hey, i saw your follow request yesterday! btw how did you find my instagram 🤔
Person 2: it was for uh detective work

by hisokas.corset January 10, 2021

Work glitter

Win your work from home office is covered in dog for from your constant companion.

My keyboard is covered in work glitter.

by Adventure Junkie January 13, 2021

Brush Work

The legwork an african american man must put in with a brush (usually medium bristled) to get waves.

JaMichael: Y'all see Jamal's waves? He got dem bitches overnight!
LeAnthony: Ye, a nigga been puttin in dat brush work.

by fellatiotits February 8, 2021

Work grandpa

A type of elderly coworker that has years of experience in any and all things. All knowing. Shamanistic in their behavior. Wise. Knowledgeable. Old as fuck. But really cool. Has the funniest stories of the old days. Makes you laugh until you piss yourself. Still Parties hard!!!

My work grandpa told me a story about how he uses dating apps on his new phone to get laid.

Work Grandpa went to the Canadien Woodstock in the 60’s and did acid, reefer and mescaline for days.

by Bleepblow February 19, 2021

Master At Work

Another word for weirdo, And all around weird person. Also can be used for making bad quality Youtube content that sounds like it was recorded in a garbage can.

TTC: Oh no a new account just joined hopefully its not Master At Work 2.0

by Chaos Films February 25, 2021

Light Work

The prem for City

These prem teams are light work for Manchester City.

by RitualPear14 March 2, 2021

work from homeless

(Adj.) - Term used to describe one's appearance when they have not showered, groomed or dawned a new or decent set of apparel due to working from home, thus, looking like someone that if caught outside their house could be mistaken for as a homeless person.

April: Oh my, Tacoma is really getting bad. Today I saw a homeless guy in your lobby trying to get into your mailboxes.

Erika: Ooooh no friend. That's actually my husband Jared. It's Friday so he looks pretty work from homeless.

*door shuts*

Jared: More CC coupons and ooooh Costco coupons we don't actually need to bring to Costco

by TACOmaStand253 March 11, 2021