Sausage log

A hole drilled into a log that is then filled with any kind of sausage product. Commonly used when a dildo is unavailable.

“My husband is out for the week! Time to dust off the old Sausage Log!”

by anonymous March 14, 2025

Sausage Yoghurt

Other term used to describe the male ejaculate.

My girlfriend asked me for a pearl necklace but I missed and got sausage yoghurt all over her face and in her eyes.

by NikNakNoo June 25, 2015

Condom Sausage

A term used for people that are intellectually stupid compared to you.

John : Hey Mick
Mick : your'e a condom sausage

by x1Hunter1x February 17, 2022

Hot Sausage

When you penis is hot like a fresh cooked meal from contracting a sexually transmitted disease

I can’t believe I fucked that bitch raw now I got a hot sausage

by Saucemane April 13, 2022

Sad sausage

a flaccid male penis - to hang about loosely

Man I can't get any ladies with this sad sausage in my pants.

by Whistlin' Willy November 19, 2020

sausage bucket

One who has many lovers at the same time. Many eggs in one basket.

They're going on another date ? that one's nothing but a sausage bucket.

by kybe11 November 15, 2021

Sausage Pie

seeing how most of us like to associate good sex with good food, here's another nutritious term to add to your urban vocabulary. Uses of the term include but are not limited to, any girl you had sex with in the past ( my sausage pie) or just simply the act of sex (making sausage pie), where the pie shell is the vagina and the sausage is obviously the penis.

Person 1: what do you want to do tonight?
Person 2: idk....umm go for a coffee?

Person 1: id be up for it but it's Sunday, everything's closed, dang!
Person 2: we'll figure something out
Person 1: well my tvs broken. We can't watch Netflix, so let's make some sausage pie!

by Dontletyourdreamsbedreams June 16, 2018