retard dots 

Freckles or chicken-pox on somebody who should be old enough to know better.

Yo what's the matter with you? Are those retard dots catching up on you?

retard dots by redwind November 3, 2004

social retard 

The Social Retards are a clan set up in the time before time, a clan which not only live to kill, but kill for fun.

You can read more about them at www.srclan.co.uk

Spoony is such a social retard.
Aye, whereas Mr Camel is just a retard.

social retard by Gazza August 16, 2004

retarded 

Being fucked on Ketamine, but not so fucked that you're in a k hole. Basically, you feel like a floating head, as you can't feel your body, and get confused by everything such as cups and chairs. You start to walk and dance in a very bizarre way, and everyone around thinks you're an escaped mental patient.

I got well retarded last night! It was well funny!

retarded by mr retard August 26, 2007

retarded 

Drunk to point of not being able to talk coherently.

I couldn't talk to this girl because I was retarded last night.

retarded by Devon Knoll October 17, 2003

Retard 

n. (never used) - A person with an IQ less than 70.
n. slang (general use) - A person who is not retarded but acts like it.

"People who like Spongebob, My Little Ponies, and/or rap music are retards."

Retard by BOOBCHEESE September 3, 2012

retarded 

to be utterly stupid like no tomorrow

e.g.
Retard #1 Helmon: "sup cuz hows the car?"

Retard #2 Nadal: "its ok bra i parked it in and added headlights"

Retard #3 Haydur: "So where did u park the trolley?"

Cool Asian Guy: "Fucking retarded lebs"

retarded by Nadal the Retard September 15, 2010

retarders 

annoying pub newbs in subspace that like to talk crap.

people that are called retarders are the people that have been playing for one day and talk crap in subspace the almight 2dspace ship game...

retarders by AndrewA September 11, 2006