es-pee-onage 

The creepy and immoral practice of glancing quickly at another dude's dick while pissing at a urinal.

How did James know that I was uncircumcised? He must be a master of es-pee-onage.

es-pee-onage by Jack Atrophy August 7, 2022

Frog Pee Hands 

When you attempt to capture a frog and it pees on your hands.

Don't let Katarina make your drink, she has Frog Pee Hands.

Frog Pee Hands by A------------ August 8, 2022

Gamer Pee 

When you're playing a game and get a sudden urge to pee, so you stop the game and go rush to the bathroom to pee as fast you can, (probably without wiping after) to resume your game without wasting any time.

Joseph: "Hold up guys, I need to go take a gamer pee."
Franklin: "Bro he's one shot"

Gamer Pee by h_onja August 17, 2022

Youtube Pee 

something that is supposed to be the opposite of youtube poop but somehow doesn’t exist

If there is YouTube Poop, why isn’t there YouTube Pee?

Youtube Pee by wubbableseiebe September 7, 2022

Gee-pee 

Goofing-off person

That bloke is a bone idle gee-pee

Gee-pee by Thorkilo September 23, 2022

Mr.pee? 

An inside joke with a small group of friends you've never heard of

What should you name your character?

I know! Mr.pee?

Mr.pee? by Stallonmang October 19, 2022

Lava Pee 

D1: You drank something that fucked up your kidneys and pissed them off. It retaliated by making your piss feel like magma.

D2: You are starting to value your dicks health and want to retract it when you pee, but it's still a bit tight. You decide to do it anyway and the foreskin shuts the pee valve 90% and makes your pee feel like its 9000 degrees.

D3: You finally get circumcised, but you still feel sensitive. You are in the shower and you are washing your dick. A lot of soap ends up getting there, and you can feel a bit of burning down your urethra. You decide its nothing and go on about your day. You feel like you need to pee and go to the toilet. You feel a shit ton of burning magma piss shoot out. You think your body is gonna explode, but you remember soap and sensitive dick don't mix well.

Guy 1: OW FUCK WHY DOES MY PISS FEEL LIKE LAVA?
Guy 2: You need to take precautions. Don't get the Lava Pee case.
Guy 1: Oh okay- wait what the fuck are you doing in the bathroom?! Get out!!!!

Guy 2: Just sayin. The Lava Pee case can be prevented.

Lava Pee by Skeletonbones November 19, 2022