Puckering Maltesers

The act of shiting oneself in fear so much that you can't retain control of your asshole and so little globs of malteser shaped poo come out uncontrollably.

Manchester United are puckering maltesers at the prospect of playing Manchest City today.

by SebilCrostar August 7, 2025

Pucker Puff

Simply, a fart.

Cris wanted to suck a pucker puff out of Makima's asshole.

by xross. October 16, 2025

Peeker Poo

A turd you pinch off that quickly slides into a toilet's trapway (the hole at the bottom) and almost disappears, but a little bit is still peeking out. It kinda looks like an eel in its hole waiting for a fish.

I pinched a nice one off and thought it was gone down the trap :( but I could still see a little bit of it; it was a peeker poo. Made me smile. :)

by Velvet Tongue December 17, 2025

six packer

A person who is an alcoholic.

Good God Billy Fog Boss look at that six packer.

by Taylor November 20, 2004

Chinch Peekers

Something often said in a state of shock by to-be-cheek-pinched grandchildren.

"CHINCH PEEKERS!"
"Grandma's here??'

by Anonmanomous June 10, 2007

turkey picker

A lesbian who performs oral sex to another woman; A carpetmuncher

that girl looks like a turkey picker.

by The OTP December 24, 2007

sack packer

One who teabags. Can mean in real life or in a video game.

Random conversation: That guy's a total fucking sack packer.

After dieing in Halo 3: Fuck, I was killed. Fuck you you teabagging sack packer! (after seeing some noob teabagging the corpse)

by Kid Aqua January 6, 2008