I like ya cut g 

A nice and friendly way of telling you friends you like their haircut!

“Hey jimmy did you go to the barber?”
“Yeah man I went today”
“Ooh I like ya cut g” *SLAP*

I like ya cut g by Swagboy69420 November 13, 2020

I want your belly 

I want to have deep sex with you. Wanting to put your penis so far into your partners anus that their belly bulges. Wanting to give them a belly bulge.

I want your belly, I want to rail you so deep I can see the outline of my cock

I want your belly by Feer Martsant November 18, 2019

I Love You Man 

Platonic love *can* exist between two grown men.

Terry: Wayne. Wayne. Garth told me about the show, man. I love you man.
Wayne Campbell: Yea, and I love you too, Terry.
Terry: No no no, I mean it man. I LOVE you.
Wayne Campbell: No, I-I mean it. I love you.
Terry: No you don't, man. I love you.
Wayne Campbell: being hugged by Terry Garth. Hey, come over here, I think Terry has something he wants to say to you.
Terry: I love you, man.
Garth Algar: Thank you.

I Love You Man by Holden Morrisey Caulfield December 9, 2008

I Cum Blood 

Originally a song by Cannibal Corpse, it has also become what is known as one of the most annoying memes ever on UG (Ultimate-Guitar) in the message forums.

Person A: Hey Pit, whats a good song to learn how to play on guitar for my girlfriend?

Person B: I Cum Blood

I Cum Blood by sweatingbullets January 13, 2009

I try 

When you are only mediocre at something and one one gives you more praise then you deserve.

Girl "You are really sweet"
Guy "I try"

I try by Jwild July 11, 2014

i won't hold my breath

A phrase given in response to something you know is not going to happen.

In other words, you'll "die" waiting on this particular thing to happen.

Him: "I know i've hurt you alot in the past, but i promise it won't happen again"
Me: "I won't hold my breath"

i won't hold my breath by London Roads June 12, 2017

I'm So Sorry Please Forgive Me.mp4

A video on YouTube of a boy crying and then the king into a demon afterwards. Perceived as one of the scariest YouTube videos ever made.

If you value your sanity, stay away from that I'm So Sorry Please Forgive Me.mp4 video.

I'm So Sorry Please Forgive Me.mp4 by THESAYCOMPTER3 April 8, 2021