chasing the donkey 

To drink coffee as quickly as possible in order to get jacked up on caffeine. Donkey references Juan Valdez

John will be back at his desk in a minute he is just chasing the donkey real quick

chasing the donkey by CheapTrixie December 5, 2014

shrek and donkey

a sexy mother fucker and a hot as fuck donkey

person 1:did you see shrek five it just came out
person 2:did you see the sexy mother fuckers shrek and donkey
person 1:he'll yea

shrek and donkey by yoongis three dollar chain October 25, 2019

Flaming hot donkey 

When u put a condom on your penis then pour hot sauce on it and shove it up her ass

I burned her with my flaming hot donkey last night it was wild

Flaming hot donkey by A1.sauce May 11, 2021

SNOW DONKEY 

An unattractive woman hailing from the midwest or any other states with snowy winters.

I was at a party last night and there were nothing but snow donkeys roaming about.

SNOW DONKEY by Jason Zakszewski August 23, 2006

triple donkey combo 

a combination of donkey hits performed in an orderly fashion of donkey kick, donkey jab, and a donkey punch to complete the sequence. this must be performed in this exact order or the combo will not be successful. bonus if listening to "get low" while doing this (donkey anthem).

i took this slut home last night from the bar and she was being kinda bitchy when i was fucking her so i pulled a triple donkey combo to shutup her up.

triple donkey combo by jake November 30, 2003

Glitter Donkey 

The lone male in a large group of females

"Damn that poor glitter donkey"

Glitter Donkey by fumanchoo February 4, 2010

Concert Donkey 

An 50+, ugly, disgusting, beastie, big female fattie that gets 1st or 2nd row at an Adam Lambert (standing room only) gig and doesn't in any way move for the entire show rather stands very still like she is at a snoozefest and even places earplugs in her ears. Concert Donkey's often complain of the crowd bumping into them and use their obesity to bully the petite, hot chicks in the surrounding area.

The Concert Donkey's arch nemesis is the heterosexual alpha male at said event.

Petite Hot Chick: like, this big old beast is leaning all her weight on me ... wtf??

Alpha Male: Don't worry, I'll switch places with you and put this Concert Donkey in her place with a bow to the ribs.

Concert Donkey: Gosh, this guy's elbow has been in my kidney for 2 hours ... I'm going to be pissing blood for a week.

Concert Donkey by BreHill8791 August 28, 2010