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Cunt bacon

An particularly unattractive vagina, often resembling a piece of meat (i.e, beef, bacon).
Randall: I can't believe got drunk enough to stick my penis in that cunt bacon.
Ralph: Lolz, I know man. I saw her naked and thought she had some cold cuts between her legs.
Cunt bacon by T.E. Johnson July 7, 2008
Related Words

cunt scab 

a wound on the vaginal area of a woman that has been injured and has formed a scab. this often occures after overuse of the vagina, from either excessive masturbation or by prostitution.
i was going to fuck sally but i spread her legs and she had a nasty cuntscab. I turned her over and did her a donkey punch instead.
cunt scab by Doc joseph July 15, 2008

cunt punt 

A kick right in the vagina.
Im going to boot you right in the fud, give you a right good cunt punt.
cunt punt by Davieboyle1983 May 30, 2010

Cunt Master Colonel 

Someone who is such a cunt that they have reached the rank of Colonel in the cunt brigade.
Cunt Master Colonel by Nick Ozlo January 5, 2008

Cunt Flap 

The labia of a woman's vagina, also a derogatory name for a woman.
Tina was being such a cunt flap the other day.

I'll bet her cunt flaps dance in the breeze.
Cunt Flap by Gingersaurus October 29, 2009

Cunt Block 

When one female or male blocks another female from getting hers.

When one female prevents another female from getting her "sexy on" or prevents her from sexualy advanceing with another.

Can be done by accident but is rarely so.
"Gal, why did you have to come up her and stand next to me and start chatting with him while I was chatting with him? You just cunt blocked me from my game."

"Hey, You blocked my cock so now I am cunt blocking you."
Cunt Block by ~Ink aka Fantasy October 12, 2006