cookie dough choad

When your penis is wider than long but it has freckels on it to act like choclate chips!
Miles has a cookie dough choad!
by Jonathon Haywood July 22, 2015
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1. (sympathetically) These things happen, even if we don't like them.

2. (sarcastically) Learn to live with it, you whiner!
1. "No fun tonight. The party's been canceled."

"That's the way the cookie crumbles."

2. "You scratched my car!"

"That's the way the cookie crumbles!"
by Downstrike May 29, 2004
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Happy Vodka Cookies

cookies dipped in vodka.

Or

Cookies you eat immediately after drinking straight vodka to make the taste of straight vodka go away.
Person 1: Im sad.
Person 2: Dont worry have some Happy Vodka Cookies, it will make everything better!
Person 1: Oh yes so it does!
by squigglemuffin July 11, 2010
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custard cookie III

legit the cutest cookie in the game cookie run: kingdom and is also a king (the best king obviously)
person #1: do you like custard cookie III
person #2: ofc I do
person #1: no way
person #2: exactly
by shinjijoshdestroyer2000 September 16, 2021
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A term used to explain to somebody that you can't control the way things are going to happen or exspect them to happen a certain way.
Person 1: I never win anything
Person 2: Thats the way the cookie crumbles
by Al May 31, 2004
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Mexican Fortune Cookie

A taco with a food stamp in it. This food stamp has a mexicans fortune printed on the back.
Juan’s fortune from his mexican fortune cookie said that he will win his falsified racial discrimination lawsuit he filed against his White employer.
by Maxwell February 15, 2005
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Girl Scout Cookies

The most crazy delicious treat the world has ever known.

Benefits of consumption include building girls of courage, confidence, and character, who make the world a better place via the application of life skills such as goal setting, decision making, money management, people skills and business ethics.

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"Do Girl Scout Cookies help girls positively impact their communities and the world?"

Through a mouthful of Thin Mint: "Yesh!"
by tinjuchic February 05, 2010
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