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Revenge is a Dish Best Served Cold 

First said by Pierre Ambroise Francois Choderios de LaClos (1741-1803). He originally said it in French in his 1782 book Les Liasons Dangereuses: "La vengeance est un plat qui se mange froid. Quoted in Kill Bill Vol. 1 as being an old Klingon Proverb
"Why did you brutally murder all of the people who killed your unborn baby?"
"Revenge is a dish best served cold"
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Ice Cold Black Metal

Really good Black Metal music.

Bands like:
Mayhem
Burzum
Immortal
Ravencult
Summoning
etc
Friend: "Whatsup?"
Black Metaller: "Listening to some ice cold black metal."
Related Words

Cure-to-the-common-cold

An example of something vital, or something forgotten
Steve: I feel like i forgot something
Joe: What'dya forget?
Steve: I dunno...probably something vital like the Cure-to-the-Common-Cold...

stone cold stunner 

When you rub ice on your penis, then fuck your girlfriend.
Jeff: Dude did you fuck Kayla?
John: Hell yeah, I gave that bitch a stone cold stunner.

Piping Cold 

The act of engaging in unprotected sexual intercourse with one or more partners. Discovered by two young scholars once coming across a Dunkin Donuts advertisement for ice cold beverages.
1. Malcolm: Hey bruh, you might wanna take this Magnum, who knows, you might get lucky tonight.

Martin: 1. I get lucky EVERY night. and 2. *slaps condom to the ground* I dont need those. I Pipe Cold.

2. Amber: OMG those Phi Psi guys are so attractive, cultured, and in shape. I'd let any and every one of them pipe cold.

Katt: You're disgusting.

3. Thank the BasedGod for the day after pill. I'd be a not so proud father of 7 if it weren't for these things because i stay Piping Cold.
Piping Cold by The Hood Sage June 16, 2011

as stiff as an old man on a cold winter's night

a common phrase used when describing an extremely rigid erection.
"wow, my girlfriend gave me a joyner last night and i was as stiff as an old man on a cold winter's night"

piss cold 

when your to cold for words
its piss cold im freezing my nips off
piss cold by libz an em June 11, 2006