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Make sure you lock the car there's a bunch of Dylan Carpenters around here they might try and suck your dick
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The sexual act of cumming on a woman's rather large bush, then moisturizing your face by rubbing it vigorously against the cum-covered bush.
Is she shaved? Nah, man...you know what that means. A great opportunity to practice the Bavarian Carpet Cleaner!
by stroodlemc March 12, 2024
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Jesús: "no fumes porros antes del examen, te va a joder."
Alina: "Hechal porro, soy una persona Carpediemosa, Carpe Diem kurwaa"
Alina: "Hechal porro, soy una persona Carpediemosa, Carpe Diem kurwaa"
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Get the Persona Carpediemosa mug.Drink a bunch of Samuel Adams and fuck a girl with a prickly set of pubes and receive rug burn from fucking her so hard and long khed. While playing sweet Caroline and saying the British are coming while watching the red Sox, in the cheers bathroom, while mentally at beantown pub?!?!
I was out in Boston one night and met a wicket sweet gal khed, the night ended with a Boston carpet another Sam Adams.
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Roxy: Nah I’m good chief
Roxy: Nah I’m good chief
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Get the Roxy Carpark Final Boss mug.The only female to graduate the USDOL Carpenter Apprenticeship hosted by TAMU; evaluated as "being female she is a distraction to the male workers".
Employed 24 years at Texas A&M University, College Station, Texas 77845.
Terminated just before her 50th birthday for "work performance", 296 days after submitting a complaint of
discrimination with the EEOC.
Fee waiver approved STXCOURT, Alumni Judge failed to provide a court hearing. or the requested Jury trial, but denied the TXOAG Motion to Dismiss.
Employed 24 years at Texas A&M University, College Station, Texas 77845.
Terminated just before her 50th birthday for "work performance", 296 days after submitting a complaint of
discrimination with the EEOC.
Fee waiver approved STXCOURT, Alumni Judge failed to provide a court hearing. or the requested Jury trial, but denied the TXOAG Motion to Dismiss.
"Not too many women out there can say they submitted a pro se discrimination compliant all the way to SCOTUS, against Texas A&M
University, like Aggie Carpenter Mom & wind up referred to in Court documents as "Mr.O" following having been evaluated as "being female".
University, like Aggie Carpenter Mom & wind up referred to in Court documents as "Mr.O" following having been evaluated as "being female".
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