A girl I went to high school with, met this dude on Myspace. They hooked up which led to her being knocked up. Hence she had a Myspace baby.
by Rosalia 2 November 26, 2007
Get the myspace baby mug.A temporary state whereby one's motor skills are severe impeded by the need to spontaneously interact with an extraordinarily attractive women.
Jon, suffered a bout of babe paralysis, rendering him a blabbering idiot when he turned and bumped into Olga, a Miss World finalist, at the airport in St. Petersberg.
by WarpFactorFive October 14, 2011
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They are commonly young, in their 20s if not younger, have children by either the same or different daddy, and most importantly Hoes in every nature.
Usually victims of hit and runs (when a male is just in it for the booty then disappears), the trauma seeps in and they become what they are known to be Baby Mama Hoes.
In some cases they are Hoes from the start, and just got caught up in the whole sexual ordeal one too many times perhaps.
It is in some cases that the baby mama has no idea who the father is if the victim is curious of who the innocent children father may be. Either its lack of memory to remember by the Hoe, or the suspected baby daddy is no where to be seen or contacted, or disregarded with the whole "I don't need him." speech.
They are commonly young, in their 20s if not younger, have children by either the same or different daddy, and most importantly Hoes in every nature.
Usually victims of hit and runs (when a male is just in it for the booty then disappears), the trauma seeps in and they become what they are known to be Baby Mama Hoes.
In some cases they are Hoes from the start, and just got caught up in the whole sexual ordeal one too many times perhaps.
It is in some cases that the baby mama has no idea who the father is if the victim is curious of who the innocent children father may be. Either its lack of memory to remember by the Hoe, or the suspected baby daddy is no where to be seen or contacted, or disregarded with the whole "I don't need him." speech.
Shawn: Della has 3 kids by 3 different fathers and none of them are present. She is feeling me though, and I think she wants to change.
Mike: She a baby mama hoe man. You aint the only one she done pulled that shit on. Or is pulling that shit on right now.
Mike: She a baby mama hoe man. You aint the only one she done pulled that shit on. Or is pulling that shit on right now.
by Black Riz September 26, 2008
Get the Baby Mama Hoe mug.This Black Man might not have the nicest shoes or any shoes at all and may not know how to properly grow a fucking tree at all. But Babatunda has heart for being a poor African Child not being Smart enough to get some Water in one of the continents surrounded by water. All Babatunda has for a Anwser is Africa my brother and also. Go tell a friend a a.
Babatunda is a dirty dirty Nibba
by SmartMan_2769 July 20, 2019
Get the Babatunda mug.Baby Oil is fat extracted from undeveloped human sources, known as babies.
Like all fats, baby oils are insoluble in water but soluble in cheap vodka.
Oils extracted from minors have been used in many cultures, since ancient times. As an example, a 4000 year old "kitchen" unearthed in Liverpool was found to include an oil press and a large quantity of discarded child-husks. Archeologists believe that the tribes of Ancient Scouse would raise children as a source of cheap fuel.
The uses of baby oils can be divided into three main areas:
* Lubrication
* Fuel
* Threatening Children
Extracting Baby Oil:
* The "traditional" way of extracting baby oil uses several different types of mechanical extraction. This method is preferred by most Eco-Freakies in the USA and in Europe. Cheesegrater extraction is one type, and there are two other types that are both oil presses: the screw press and the ram press. Oil presses are commonly used in developing countries, among people for whom other extraction methods would be prohibitively expensive.
* The "modern" way of acquiring baby oil is by chemical extraction, using solvent extracts, which produces higher yields and is quicker and less messy. The most common solvent is Sunny Delight. This disolves the baby from the inside out, and it is then simple to seperate the oil from the solvent.
Like all fats, baby oils are insoluble in water but soluble in cheap vodka.
Oils extracted from minors have been used in many cultures, since ancient times. As an example, a 4000 year old "kitchen" unearthed in Liverpool was found to include an oil press and a large quantity of discarded child-husks. Archeologists believe that the tribes of Ancient Scouse would raise children as a source of cheap fuel.
The uses of baby oils can be divided into three main areas:
* Lubrication
* Fuel
* Threatening Children
Extracting Baby Oil:
* The "traditional" way of extracting baby oil uses several different types of mechanical extraction. This method is preferred by most Eco-Freakies in the USA and in Europe. Cheesegrater extraction is one type, and there are two other types that are both oil presses: the screw press and the ram press. Oil presses are commonly used in developing countries, among people for whom other extraction methods would be prohibitively expensive.
* The "modern" way of acquiring baby oil is by chemical extraction, using solvent extracts, which produces higher yields and is quicker and less messy. The most common solvent is Sunny Delight. This disolves the baby from the inside out, and it is then simple to seperate the oil from the solvent.
by kodiac1 July 6, 2006
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Also referred to as AB
A person who acts like an infant or baby. Normally dresses up in a variety of baby like clothing like diapers, onesies, bibs, sleepers, and kid like shirts. Some adult babies find comfort and security in diapers and being cared by a mother or father. The age range for adult babies can vary from newborns to toddlers. Adult babies do not find sexual arousal out of diapers unlike diaper lovers (DL)
Also referred to as AB
A person who acts like an infant or baby. Normally dresses up in a variety of baby like clothing like diapers, onesies, bibs, sleepers, and kid like shirts. Some adult babies find comfort and security in diapers and being cared by a mother or father. The age range for adult babies can vary from newborns to toddlers. Adult babies do not find sexual arousal out of diapers unlike diaper lovers (DL)
That Adult Baby isn't exactly the most normal. All he does is sit their like a read baby and have his mothers change him.
by Broken-Steel-Rocks June 29, 2009
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