1, 2, and 3 woods

Describes da varying degrees of hard-on dat a male golfer gets from watching a hot busty number lean over to tee up a ball, revealing her luscious cleavage for him to see; da more of her ample tits dat get revealed to his lustful gaze dat way, da higher his "wood number".

I went through a complete range of "1, 2, and 3 woods" while Tiffany was playing a round of golf wif me; finally I couldn't stand it anymore, and so I yanked down her golfing shorts and took her right then and there in da middle of the putting green!

by QuacksO October 19, 2023

Bennett-wood

A total cunt who eats children and like to lurk around primary schools

“Watch out I heard that guy is a Bennett-wood”

by Gay_dog October 31, 2023

Aiden Volk Wood

The coolest and hottest person there is with a knee knocking cock, whom gets all the bitches, some say he is him. He is the one who knocks, not with his hands but his cock.

Aiden Volk Wood is HIM

by GesusWithA"G" November 8, 2023

Aiden Volk Wood

He is what has 3 legs but walks on 2, he is HIM, the one and only. He gets all the bitches. The man we all look at in aw

Wow it's HIM, Aiden Volk Wood

by GesusWithA"G" November 8, 2023

Wood

What they call whites in jail when they’re trying to get your attention for mandatory work outs or riots against other races

“All woods in the dayroom, shits about to crack off”

by Fucku niggerlover November 16, 2023

Wood wide web

Contrary to popular believe (see: ala mode), the Wood wide web's nonsensical capitalization structure is purpose built for it's own rationale. You see that the wood can be utilized, speaks to human's ownership of the domain of Earth. The wideness of this expanse, speaks to the spooky incantation which follows it. That is to say, we have not uncovered all rocks, harvested all grain, plowed and fertilized all soil. And, while this may be scary in that Brown Recluse Spiders are all around us, wanting to murder us for our existent nature--they mostly love in the woods, protecting their own webs. . ."mostly"

Eric Cartman is a proud user of the Www to. . .uh justify bully in the Wood wide web. Like a comment bullying a bully--which in this case, the thought completes itself. (I.e. : "I have evidence, and I'll use it!" )

by BestEgo November 17, 2023

Bleed wood

The act of unskilled chess players blundering by losing pieces quickly.

If you lack solid strategic and tactical understandings
you will bleed wood at the next tournament.

by ReallySUX2BUdontIt? December 20, 2023