Small wank

When you get pissed at someone call a small wank

WTF are you doing Jeff you small wank

by Mikey kav90 August 10, 2017

Posh wank

When a woman gets all dressed up, posh underwear, heels, the lot...then masturbates while slowly turning herself on by looking so bloody fantastic!

Imagine the hottest date you could ever go on....and orgasm at the end of it..posh wank!

by Virginia mary February 13, 2010

tidy wank

synonym to chicken fucker.

A tidy wank is a really nice guy who you love to hit with bottels on the head, but your not really sure why.

eg. that chicken fucker tidy wank bastard is at school today, lets go hit him with bottels.

by John Randel Norwick April 23, 2009

Paige-wank-la fank

A commonly used word, used to define a fat overweight slut, whom consumes alcohole, and then pukes black. paige-wank loves the taste of weed. and usualy has sex on the street, can carry geneticaly dissorderd diseases threw he fupa, and passes them on with a single touch. be aware this disease is uncurrable and highly contagious.

OHMYYY GOSH i think i have a Paige-wank-la fank!

by BOYFUCKENCRAZY. August 22, 2011

Sad wank

when you fuck a bitch but can’t nut so kick her out and beat yourself off till you nut in your sheets

Sad wank is getting drunk and fucking a fat bitch then kicking her out and beating yourself off to finish the job

by Sad wank February 22, 2020

Uber Wank

A bunch of raggle toothed, dick skinning, moon unit lovers who seem to get pleasure from watching an old hag who likes being German goggled from multiple angles & distances wave from her castle once a year. They are a strange race & idolise people like, Alan Hanson & Gordon Brown. These 2 turn coat sons of brown octobers wish they where English as one runs England while the other doesnt shut up about it.

Sinj Maheed: Hey You Guy, Me Going Shoot You Yeah!
Tony Blair: Why?
Sinj Maheed: Cause Your An "Uber Wank"!

by T-Zone December 6, 2007

Irish Wank

A feisty wank with the erect penis smothered in Baileys Irish Cream.

Harvey: I swear I heard Sean having an Irish wank last night.

by EeePc June 9, 2011