T-Zone's definitions

Uber Wank

A bunch of raggle toothed, dick skinning, moon unit lovers who seem to get pleasure from watching an old hag who likes being German goggled from multiple angles & distances wave from her castle once a year. They are a strange race & idolise people like, Alan Hanson & Gordon Brown. These 2 turn coat sons of brown octobers wish they where English as one runs England while the other doesnt shut up about it.

Sinj Maheed: Hey You Guy, Me Going Shoot You Yeah!
Tony Blair: Why?
Sinj Maheed: Cause Your An "Uber Wank"!

by T-Zone December 6, 2007

Elite-Download

The number one place to get what you need including music, movies, software & much much more.

Tommy: What is it
Jonny: Elite-Download is the shizzle

by T-Zone December 9, 2007