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A feisty wank with the erect penis smothered in Baileys Irish Cream.
Harvey: I swear I heard Sean having an Irish wank last night.
by EeePc May 15, 2011
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Placing one's penis inside a cooked and hollowed out potato. The potato is Ireland's biggest crop, and due to a shortage of eligible women in rural locations, men have taken to placing their erect penises inside potatoes in order to release the inevitable sexual frustration arising from such a situation.
Seamus hasn't had a girlfriend in 20 years. Now he spends most evenings engaging in an Irish wank.
by IrishGypsyDan April 21, 2018
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