ur dad 

ur dad got milk

your dad got 17 years expired milk and will come back when you are 18 so give up on life

ur dad by the dumb nerd 1+1=84 February 4, 2020

Ur mom gay 

Ur mom gay is a very offensive thing to say to somebody but the CORRECT way to answer is no u

Joe: ur mom gay
John: no u

Joe: *dies*

Ur mom gay by Ur.mom.gay. February 5, 2020

UR USING mOdS! 

Something Xbox Live Kids say when they take the biggest L in Fortnite/Call of Duty.

The Homie: Yeah boy! I took that W!
Xbox Live Kid: No! I shot you but it didnt hit but u shot me through like...a fucking wall! *gasps in disbelief*UR USING mOdS!

UR USING mOdS! by Call Tyrooooooone February 12, 2020

Ur mom 

A bitch

I fucked your momma last night, she's such a bitch.

Ur mom by Putinhas February 15, 2020

Ur mum 

The insult all the og’s use . If you don’t know what to reply with or you think there’s a chance to make ppl laugh just say ur mum

Her tits are massive

So’s ur mums

This door handles so rusty

So’s ur mum

What you eating later

Ur mum

Ur mum by Skirtskirtskirt February 21, 2020

Ur mum 

she is not real. you where adopted. But hey, at least they wanted you. :)

Fake Mother: Yo, child. I aint ur mum fam.
Child: Ok boomer

Ur mum by lalala whatever February 26, 2020

Ur sister 

A common comeback or a sexual joke made by people

I had fun last night

I had fun last night with ur sister

Ur sister by Jdhdhehe March 8, 2020