sausage in the watermelon

When you put that dick, in the booty.

I heard last night Jason put the sausage in the watermelon . He said it was good

by lele the boss August 18, 2016

Ground Sausage Pig

A pig made from ground sausage.

Puny Customer: Aww look! A pig made from ground sausage.
Aaron, the Mighty Meat Slayer: I am the creator of the ground sausage pig. It is most triumphant. Now be gone from my presence or I shall smite thee with my pork sword!!

by Abacabb1984 August 5, 2016

sausage salad

The act of tossing someones salad while multiple sausages spit their salty juices over you.

Mark: Matt is it raining outside?

Matt: No mate, I had a sausage salad in the lift on the way up, those boys really plastered me.

Mark: Dude you're such a sausage jockey!

by Jonnyblaze1982 July 31, 2016

Sausage McTucking

The action of a male becoming sexually aroused to the point of a stiff erection, which is then concealed by tucking the penis underneath the elastic of said male's underwear.

Timmy had such a big boner, luckily before he stood, he pulled a Sausage McTucking!

by Kraplach July 18, 2016

moon sausage

The long hard brick of a turd that comes out your ass hole after eating too much meat.

I was at work and went to the bathroom. as I opened my anus hole I unleashed my moon sausage.

by Longharddump January 17, 2018

garlic sausage

A freakishly large Cuban penis

Did you see that garlic sausage?!

by Penisman69420allaboutdicks January 25, 2018

packing sausage

The act of a male wrapping up his penis toward his back in order to present himself as a lady.

I think John has been packing sausage since he entered college, since then he introduces himself as Jeannine.

by DaDimeBagger January 29, 2018