Cardboard dog

A shriveled up dick. Used as an insult more than literally

Tom: Shut the fuck up Izzy you cardboard dog I hate you
Izzy: WTF!????!?!!!!!

by Tomcablehater2 August 3, 2020

Cooking the dog

When your ex girlfriend/boyfriend makes up a bullshit story to get you jealous so you'll want to get back with them. See also Fatal Attraction - boiling the rabbit

Crystal was cooking the dog when she told you your best friend was drunk and hitting on her.

by anonymous June 9, 2021

lilly dog

A small dog with big dreams and loves to snuggle. Crazy, scared of everything and loves to run when called

Come here (lilly dog)

by The cat cato January 10, 2018

dog clapper

someone who is having sex in front of the dog ... .

'' MANN LAST NIGHT WE WAS SUCH A DOG CLAPPER"

by bartray17 September 25, 2009

Dog Margey

Basically the same thing as Dog Water, used as an insult to someone who's not good at something.

Child 1: *fucks up a game of football*
Child 2: Bro you're so fucking Dog Margey at football learn how to play

by Bruhmachine420.69 December 9, 2021

Dog Noodle

When your penis is limp and red as a dog’s dick from an all day porn and masturbation marathon.

I beat off all day yesterday when mom and dad left for work. Now I got the dog noodle today. I can’t touch it.

by Eaton Holgoode May 9, 2018

post dog

when you are running after someone at 1am and you’re drunk so you write post dog instead of lost dog.

“running after emma like a post dog” - helena bekele and kate murphy

by post dog March 4, 2021