ham sandwich

when you take someones face and put it in between your thighs ,then proceed to rub there face around in it

yo dude that piece of shit gave me a ham sandwich

by jenna tilworts September 27, 2009

Mangled Ham

a not so healthy vagina, NOT nessarily meaning a sti . maybe old, maybe ugly to look at, maybe been around the block to many times. eg. Equal to a tin of ham.spam . mangled ham. lol

the mangled ham was not nice to entertain.

by Phoenix=Berry May 6, 2019

Ham boning

Tha shit dat ribgy done it a tv show in da 2000s

HHHHAAAAAAMMMMMMMBBBBBBBOOOOOOOONNNNNNIIIIINNNNNNNNNGGGGGGG
imma ham boning youuuuu

by anonymous May 31, 2023

HAM

A person is who is ugly; or not looking their best at the moment.

Girl tell me why i saw him today and he was looking ham.

by DaDon12 February 2, 2023

Hammed

To get aggressively sexified by a man.

Girl 1: Should I hit up this guy?
Girl 2: No way! I won’t allow you to get hammed by a fugly beta.

by killurselfbitch December 8, 2022

Southern Maryland Stuffed Ham

The act of when 2 males are stuffing a SOMD slampig with various foods during sexual intercourse. The SOMD principal of "If it has a hole it has a goal" applies, the bigger the quantity of items stuffed, the better outcome.

Hey bro, I met this 350 pounder at Toots. She said she wanted to try something crazy. I'm on my way to your place with the Buffet Buster Susan to get a Southern Maryland stuffed ham going

by Soup Kitchen Sammy February 4, 2025

HAM SALAD

Sexual act:

When a person licks in one fluid motion from the butthole, through the taint and chode, to the shaft and on the dick.

I wasnt even hard until Sheila gave me a ham salad.

by Mc Scumbag September 14, 2017