monkey shit

putty material that is used for filling in gaps.

Put some more monkey shit in that stuffing tube.

by STGC Fountaine February 14, 2005

aww shit

Used when one is about to have somehting bad happen to them, or has found out something very bad.

Aww shit! I left my money at home!

by nick November 3, 2003

shit happens

When something happens that is out of one's control and usually results in a negative situations.

also see shit.

Laurie: I spent my paycheck on drugs and now the landlord is kicking me out for not paying rent.

Leah: Shit happens.

by Laurie *is hot* April 9, 2005

shit stain

the stain that looks like shit on the mustache of a smoker.

you should quit smoking or at least shave off the mustache, because that shit stain looks like shit.

by chuckybubbles August 29, 2011

Shitting Hell

"A term used in the occasion of something unusual, unexpected or unlucky. Often when someone is hurt or something shocking happens

Example 1: (man drops plate and it breaks) Shitting Hell! i just broke that plate !.

Example 2:Person 1 : BOO

Person 2 : ahhh shitting hell u made me jump !

Example 3: Shitting hell! steve just got Munched !

by ChrissyBoy123 July 5, 2009

shit spritz

When a small amount of diarrhea unexpectedly sprays out from being startled.

Damn, dude! You just made my schnauzer shit spritz all over the wall!

by DJ-TJ March 27, 2010

pig in shit

A very happy state of mind; pure joy. When everything works out in your favor, you're happier than a pig in shit.

Pigs seem to be happiest when they are wallowing in their own filth.

I just got a promotion, a raise, a window office, AND an assistant! When I think about my life right now, I'm a pig in shit!

When Steve won the lottery, he was a pig in shit.

Tawny and I went out last night, and we went all the way! This morning, I woke up a pig in shit!

by Slamnanigans May 21, 2009