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noun /ˈtɛm.pɛk.spɛkt/
A measurable unit of time representing one hour during which digested food or stool remains inside the gastrointestinal tract, counted from the last bowel movement until the next.
Used to describe duration of internal retention, not the medical condition itself.
noun /ˈtɛm.pɛk.spɛkt/
A measurable unit of time representing one hour during which digested food or stool remains inside the gastrointestinal tract, counted from the last bowel movement until the next.
Used to describe duration of internal retention, not the medical condition itself.
“I’m at 72 tempexspects since my last reset.”
Forms & Related Terms
Tempexspects (plural noun)
Multiple hours of retention.
“That meal’s been sitting at 48 tempexspects.”
Tempexspectation (noun)
The ongoing state or process of accumulating tempexspects.
“I’m currently in tempexspectation.”
Tempexspectated (adjective / past participle)
Having accumulated a notable amount of tempexspects.
“This food mass is heavily tempexspectated.”
Tempexspecting (verb, present participle)
The act of continuing to accumulate tempexspects.
“I’ve been tempexspecting since Dec 31.”
Tempexspect count (noun)
The numerical total of tempexspects accumulated.
“My tempexspect count reset last night.”
Forms & Related Terms
Tempexspects (plural noun)
Multiple hours of retention.
“That meal’s been sitting at 48 tempexspects.”
Tempexspectation (noun)
The ongoing state or process of accumulating tempexspects.
“I’m currently in tempexspectation.”
Tempexspectated (adjective / past participle)
Having accumulated a notable amount of tempexspects.
“This food mass is heavily tempexspectated.”
Tempexspecting (verb, present participle)
The act of continuing to accumulate tempexspects.
“I’ve been tempexspecting since Dec 31.”
Tempexspect count (noun)
The numerical total of tempexspects accumulated.
“My tempexspect count reset last night.”
by Dakotumt5410 January 3, 2026
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This clean slate (tabula rasa) is achieved by deleting the app and blocking all notifications between purchases.
Each new browsing session begins from temula rasa.
This clean slate (tabula rasa) is achieved by deleting the app and blocking all notifications between purchases.
Each new browsing session begins from temula rasa.
"After each purchase she wiped uninstalled all apps and cookies from all devices, unsubscribed from all notifications...and returned her devices to a state of temula rasa.
by Ak_101 January 8, 2026
Get the temula rasa mug.Clearly the case. There is clearly some kind of temporal misalignment going on but, conversely, I don't know whether or not this works if there isn't one. So... Whatever. Um... This was not how this was supposed to work. I was doing a lot all at the same time and got lost in abstraction. So for that I'm sorry. This is confusing. Even for me. And I'm the greatest mind who ever lived. Well, for now at least. So that's saying a lot.
Hym "Uuuuummm... Yeah. Clearly some temporal misalignment. Can't really change it though or the antecedent chain doesn't lead to the group home.... Hmm... How would this have to work such that I don't fuck it up initially?"
Iam "Boo- The maintaining our entire consciousness after we reset and a hud would do it. Probably... Boong... Boong... Boong..."
Hym "Yeah... Yes it would... But if we don't reset we had to have not fucked it up at all... But if we affected anything in the past initially we couldn't have fucked anything up and all of this was necessary... Hmm... Well, then, excellent job me... Nah. It'll work out. Well, no, hold on. Refine the moral gradient and juxtapose an intersubjective moral gradient..."
Iam "Boo- The maintaining our entire consciousness after we reset and a hud would do it. Probably... Boong... Boong... Boong..."
Hym "Yeah... Yes it would... But if we don't reset we had to have not fucked it up at all... But if we affected anything in the past initially we couldn't have fucked anything up and all of this was necessary... Hmm... Well, then, excellent job me... Nah. It'll work out. Well, no, hold on. Refine the moral gradient and juxtapose an intersubjective moral gradient..."
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