Child of God

Jose angel flores because he goes to church

Jo is a child of god because he goes to church

by Suiiigangbanger69 November 24, 2021

Child Abuse

Withholding kinder eggs from your child.

Every parent in America commits child abuse because they cannot provide kinder eggs for there children.

by mondaymornings August 8, 2022

Child

I don't fucking know but my fucking friend keeps saying it and I hate it

Woman: "um, child so"

by Breuhu November 1, 2019

National Run Over A Child

One September 9th you get to run over children (not me though).

Me: It’s September 9th

My friend: Oh yea it National Run Over A Child day hop in!

by Hyper103 August 20, 2021

Child

TommyInnit

"why can't i go to the bar?"
Because you are a child"
"I AM NOT A CHILD, I AM A BIG MAN"

by PRESS THE BUTTON WILBUR November 6, 2020

Child

They are very hot and can seduce you to do anything they want. You can find one in a park

Man that child is hot

by The chicken nuggets man November 6, 2020

Holy Child

Literally the best school in the world. Not even up for debate. Nuff said. Periodt.

Everyone wishes they went to Holy Child.

by LödedDiaper January 12, 2021