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The act of stealing children from their parents and throwing them into jails, for the "crime" of being people.
Donald Trump and ICE are engaging in child abuse.
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by American Patriot 2020 September 08, 2020
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Jan 18 Word of the Day
1. Blue Monday is the most depressing day of the year, calculated by Dr. Cliff Arnall, a researcher at the University of Cardiff's Center for Lifelong Learning.
Factors used to calculate the date included weather conditions, debt level, time since Christmas, time since failing our New Year's resolutions, low motivation and feeling the need to take action.

In 2005 the date was calculated as January 24th, in 2006 it was January 23rd, and in 2007 it was January 22nd.

2. A song by the hard rock band Orgy from their album Candy Ass.
1. Guy: "Aw man, I feel like absolute shit today."
Friend: "Yeah, same here. I hate Blue Monday."

2. "I wish I could sing Blue Monday to my ex-girlfriend, she's such a bitch."
by L_Roku August 31, 2007
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When a parent/parents beat the hell out of a child for no reason.
All child abusers should get forced sterilization, and either serve life in prison or get the death penalty "depending if the child dies of his injuries".
by Saints October 19, 2003
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When parents take their children and force them to grow a mullet at a young age.
You might think it’s cute, you might think it’s adorable. But ‘mulletizing’ your innocent child is considered child abuse.

If you see this, please report the parents to the proper authorities.
by dw_ryan April 23, 2008
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