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Puerto Rican Shower

The act of covering your clothes/body with air freshener in order to remove body odor.
I had a date in 5 minutes but i didnt have time to shower, so i gave myself the old Puerto Rican Shower.

shes in the shower 

an aliby used to shoo away annoying people
guy: hey is your mom home?
you: shes in the shower, gotta go b-(hangs up)

French Shower 

"Marty, cut it out dude. You're being a French shower".
French Shower by moo rizzle May 22, 2010

Silver Shower 

The act of a geriatric person of either sex urinating on a millennial.
"I payed that old lady $20 to piss on me. She gave me a Silver Shower!"
Silver Shower by Rim Tobbs January 17, 2018

Frander Shower 

The act of deficating on one's sex partner while they vomit upwards.
Dude this chick had too much to drink last night and I had to take a dump so I totally gave her a Frander Shower.
Frander Shower by MyDearWatson April 29, 2007

anonymous golden shower 

When you are using a toilet that was already filled with pee, and the water splashes up against you when you use it, giving you a golden shower from someone you do not know.
person 1: "I was using this toilet with pee i didn't bother to flush, and when i dropped my dump, it splashed all over me! It was quite the anonymous golden shower."
person 2: "Sexy."