Frog With Pants

A person who has no ass to fill out the back of their pants, making it seem like a frog got up, put on a pair of pants, and walked away.

Guy: Hey Joe look, Tito's ass looks like a Frog With Pants on.

Joe: Hahahahahahahaha

Tito: Fuck You

Frog With Pants by hiddengamer93 January 11, 2009

Midget Smuggling Pants

Midget smuggling pants are baggy legged pants, often worn by goth people.

If someone were to step over a midget they would dissapear because the pants are so big in the leg.

"Haha look that guy is wearing Midget Smuggling Pants!"

Midget Smuggling Pants by Ella B February 10, 2009

Collapse your pants 

To be so suprised you defecate all over yourself

Tom- "Dude she had the biggest boobs I have ever seen!!!"
Adrian- "Man don't collapse your pants!"

Collapse your pants by Apache Rose September 1, 2009

loaner in my pants 

occurs when the female hangs from a ceiling fan (perferably not spinning but whatever floats your boat) while recieveing man stands on a chair while recieving a blowjob from girl hanging upside down, while intermitingly stroking his facial hair inbetween.

Dude 1: i got a super awesome loaner in my pants last night
Dude 2: how the fuck did that work?
Dude 1: it just did dont worry bout it!

loaner in my pants by Private Parts and Colonel Cock November 7, 2010

Oh pants! 

An exclaimation when scared or excited about something. An alternate to Oh My God.

Oh pants!! You moved to Croasia!?!
There is a new guy at school and Oh Pants hes hot!!

Oh pants! by Loo. April 20, 2009

cat pants

Cat pants are the furry wide part on cat legs.

Very important to tomcats in assessing female cat beauty.

"Wow, look at Fluffy's cat pants," said Tom, "what a babe!"

"Meeyowr!" responded Thom, "I'd hit that!"

cat pants by scodder May 9, 2010

Yogurt pants

Yoga pants when worm by someone obviously too obese to be doing any yoga.

what is that she's wearing?

Yogurt pants dude.

Yogurt pants by Chiznicken December 14, 2017